Wednesday, October 12, 2005

The Great Flood

No one told me we were in the middle of the Great Flood. It's been raining for days, and apparently will not be slowing down till some time next wednesday. I am not collecting any pairs of animals, I tell ya. Have you ever tried to catch a skunk or two? Stinky buggers. Sawing wood drives splinters into my fingers. How will I build an ark?

I will find a white dove and wait till Wednesday to set it free. Will it find dry land? I wonder.

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