A queryin' we go

I wrote my query letter so I can find a new agent. For anyone who doesn't know my previous agent and I parted ways, amicably, a break I initiated. She was great but she and my writing did not seem to be the best fit. So, I am now free to find another agent.

I want someone who can have me published in the U.S., and Canada and perhaps the U.K., and other English-speaking countries.

Anyway...so I've written my query letter. Which is hell! I *hate* writing these. They come off either sounding trite or pretentious or both...in my hands at least.

So...do I hear a volunteer to read the first draft of my query letter as my novel proceeds into its third draft?

Oh come on. You know you want to.