Thursday, February 02, 2006

Bumper Stickers

What about 'em? I love 'em? They are so perfect, these succinct little sayings that we stick on the backs of cars. Here are some of my favorites:

Visualize Whirled Peas
Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History
Jesus is coming...look busy
You're Driving a Car, Not a Phone Booth
I'm not Driving too Fast, I'm Flying too Low
My Other Car is a Broom
Does Eating a Pig Make me Look Fat?
Being a Fat, Balding, Mumbling Drug Addict doesn't make you Elvis
Life Doesn't Begin at 40, It Starts to Show


Dog is my Co-pilot

And, on that same note, my perennial favorite:

God was my co-pilot but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him.

1 comment:

Aaman said...

Dude, You should write for Desicritics.org - email me