Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Beam me up...Serge!
Trekkie 1: Do you feel weird Pierre?
Trekkie 2: Like someone is looking at us? Maybe taking pictures with those quaint little 21st century cameras?
Both laugh heartily.
Together: These poor, primitive shoppers.
Trekkie 1 (presses his communicator): The perimeter is secure captain. All shopping at H&M and Etam continuing as needed.
Trekkie 2: Now it's time for coffee and croissant...Damnit Jean, I may be a starship officer but I am still a Frenchman, non?
Trekkie 1: Absolutement.
*There is no reason for these poor security guards in the French mall (Moillesulaz, Annemasse area) to be dressed like low-rent ship personnel from the Starship Enterprise (the original).